Come meet the sumptuous rise and fall
Of beings being one and all
On Magellanic Clouds they wish
For fluorescent spinning jellyfish
In pallid hues they oft' appear
Instilling wondrous charge of fear
Acquiring minds like kinder toys
To substitute the men for boys
And snout in trough, they'll play awhile
And plainly reconstruct the smiles
Of headless chickens told to wait
And tenderly abandon fate
This night-borne breed, unholy crew
Are on their way to curdle you
They churn and seek some kind of space
Fellating demons with God's grace
From starry realms they come in haste
For purple robes of midden waste
And should you choose to sleep right now
They'll mutilate your sacred cow
The caustic scenes, which they'd forgot
They came, they saw, they conquered not
And flouting time with right to piss
On poor defenceless Cathar sis
They'll chain this granite monolith
To crucible of over-myth
For forty days and forty nights
They'll plague my mind with drastic sights
Like pearls before the fattened swine
To crucify this concubine
So scan the heavens, then you'll know
That Christ's aboard that UFO
© Chris Bond — 20 December 2000